People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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