His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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