I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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