Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So squirting runs in the family.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We don't watch enough power rangers
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
