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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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