There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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