I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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