Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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