Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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