I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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