Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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