i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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