Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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