His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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