Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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