i just wanna soil my oats bro
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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