Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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