Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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