Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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