Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you made out with another girl for some wings
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
