I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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