At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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