Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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