i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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