If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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