he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
