Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
