Your face is a jimmy john
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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