the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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