If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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