I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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