he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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