i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
nutella sex= disaster
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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