Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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