there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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