Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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