Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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