sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
what day is it and did you see me today?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
is that a dick in a sweater?
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