Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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