? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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