Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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