Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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