i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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