i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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