I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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