she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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