Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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