I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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