I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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