Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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