Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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