At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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