we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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