i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just found puke in my bra..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
3 2 1 whiskey
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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